As I bent over to see what he was reading on his sleek white-as-cum 13" MacBook screen on his lap, I could see he had taken off his black H&M jeans. Licking my lips, I pulled out his (also 13") cock. And in mid-blow, as I read the latest neo-feminist screed on Jezebel, I said to myself, "Oh god" -- both reacting to the size of his massive cock and the total injustices faced by women today.

With my right hand, I could feel his balls rippling (I know "wtf right?"), ready to burst, through his pine green boxer briefs from American Apparel...