She was on her hands and knees. He moved behind her, and using his
hand to guide himself, slide into her. Rocking his hips back and
forth, he found a steady pace and slowly fucked her.

She quietly moaned, and said,"Oh my god you're dick is so big. You're
dick is bigger than Colin Meloy's ego."

"That's right it is isn't it, yeah it fucking is, yeah," he replied,
and then informed her, "You're tighter than Bloc Party's set list."

As she neared orgasm her moans grew louder, and louder. She yelped
out,"Oh god, yes! That feels so good, talk to me dirty, please."

He replied,"Dirty, huh? Okay you dirty slut, yeah I bet you like my
dick, huh?"

"Dirtier than that!"

"Alright... you're just a cheap sell out. Yeah you sell out bitch.
Take the dick like you did for the major label. I'm Capitol, and
you're Liz Phair, suck the corporate cock!"

"Oh my god! I'm going to cum!"