Sonic Youth, TV on the Radio, Joanna Newsom, Spank Rock, Clipse, The Knife—it makes me hot to read your revised (for the 10th time) top ten list of 2006, with its carefully descriptive reasoning and quoted lyrics. No one will ever see this list after today—you’ll probably throw it away because blogging about it would be such a cliché not to mention a total turn off. I unbutton your shirt slowly on the cab ride home, one button per block as you unhook my bra under my vintage tweed jumper. Your roommates are away for Christmas so you start to undress me in the hallway. I’m down to my legwarmers and fingerless gloves as we walk into your apartment. You put on Sufjan Stevens christmas box set (the “JOY” ep) as we fuck against the mantle that’s strung with American Apparel socks- one for each roommate. (Which I notice are all filled with candy canes and Whole Foods gift cards). You make me cum twice during Sufjan’s rendition of Away in a Manger.