hipsterotica

Monday, September 04, 2006

It's last call at the Hemlock so we finish our longneck PBRs and cab it back to your place, making out the whole way home. The cabbie steals glances in the rearview mirror and that gets us both hot. I love that you share my exhibitionist streak. The MSTRKRFT remix of Wolfmother's "Woman" comes on the stereo and I think to myself "Wow, this cabbie has unusually great taste in music" and make a mental note to add that Wolfmother show at the Music Hall to my sonicliving calendar. We stumble out of the cab and up to your flat and I change into your vintage Guns 'n Roses concert tee circa 1990 - the Appetite for Destruction tour - damn, what a great album. You pick up your aqua Fender Jag and start playing "Summer Babe", I kneel down in front of you and tell you not to stop. I slowly unzip your True Religion jeans and put you in my mouth - how did you know that Pavement makes me want to suck cock?

3 Comments:

  • At 12:39 PM, Blogger mother-wolf-aids-party said…

    This is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. I really hope this isn't a joke and that at least one person takes this seriously.

     
  • At 7:35 PM, Blogger Paul said…

    Ahhh the future of advertising is now.

     
  • At 11:16 PM, Blogger Monkey said…

    Imagine me saying 'lol' out loud as I flick myself stupid to your hi-larious blog. Irony gets me off, yo.

     

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